Galories

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The crazy amount of food you scarf down with your girl friends when you're too wasted to care about your body. It's like you're eating for the whole squad. Men: see Palories.
"I ate three burgers, a pizza, and a tub of ice cream. My pants are now my second skin.", @ChloeAt2Am
"I didn’t even know what a salad was anymore. I just ate the dressing.", @LisaAfterWine
"I tried to fit in my pants and I now live in my couch.", @NightsOutWithGirls
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you go down on someone and you don’t hold back. You go all in, throat deep, no fear. It started with a toothless hooker who said, "I swallow gloriously," and now everyone is a Galory.
"I did a Galory on my boss and he gave me a raise. Also, a bonus.", @GaloryGuru
"I Galoried my ex and he came back just to say, 'I still love you.'", @LoverOfGalories
"I Galoried my friend’s dog and now he won’t stop licking me.", @DoggieDiva"
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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