Galopogized
When you’re so full you can’t even think straight and you look like a sad, bloated potato that got hit by a truck.
My dad ate so much he looked like a sad potato and couldn't talk for an hour.
After the Thanksgiving feast, my uncle looked like a bloated potato and just sat there like a ghost.
I ate so much I forgot how to walk and just flopped on the couch like a fish out of water.