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When you eat so much you turn into a human blob and can't even move because your stomach is full of garbage and your brain is like a fried egg.

After Thanksgiving dinner, my cousin looked like a sausage casing and couldn't get up from the floor.

My mom ate three pies and a whole pizza and now she’s just a pile of regret on the couch.

I ate so much pizza I forgot my name and my existence.

When you're so full you feel like a balloon that’s about to pop and you just lie there like a dead fish on the floor.

After the BBQ, my uncle was lying on the floor like he’d been hit by a truck.

I ate so much I thought I was going to die and just passed out on the couch.

My sister ate like a horse and now she's just a human meatball.

When you’re so full you can’t even think straight and you look like a sad, bloated potato that got hit by a truck.

My dad ate so much he looked like a sad potato and couldn't talk for an hour.

After the Thanksgiving feast, my uncle looked like a bloated potato and just sat there like a ghost.

I ate so much I forgot how to walk and just flopped on the couch like a fish out of water.

When you're so full you feel like a balloon that's about to burst and you just lay there like a dead donut on a plate.

After the big meal, my brother looked like a dead donut and couldn't move.

I ate so much I felt like a balloon and just exploded on the couch.

My cousin ate like a pig and now looks like a donut that got run over by a car.

When you eat so much you feel like you’re going to die and you just lie there like a sack of wet noodles on the floor.

My mom ate like a monster and now she’s just a sack of wet noodles on the floor.

I ate so much I felt like I was going to die and just fell over like a broken doll.

After the party, my brother looked like a sack of noodles and couldn't even speak.

When you're so full you feel like a garbage bag that's about to burst and you just lie there like a sad, bloated zombie.

After the feast, my uncle looked like a sad zombie and couldn't move.

I ate so much I felt like a garbage bag about to explode and just passed out on the floor.

My sister looked like a bloated zombie after eating three pies and a cake.