Galoot cologne
A smelly, cursed thing that the Evil Prince put in prison food to turn people into weird, gross nuns.
My friend’s dog ate some Galoot cologne and turned into a Mammy-Nun. Now it barks in Latin.
I got turned into a Mammy-Nun for eating the last of the mashed potatoes.
My neighbor tried to fight the Evil Prince with a spoon. He lost.