Galoot cologne

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The crazy stink that came from a evil prince’s plan to turn prisoners into gross, messed-up monsters by sneaking it into their mashed potatoes.

My cousin got turned into a Mammy-Nun after eating one spoonful. I still can’t look at mashed potatoes the same way.

My uncle said the Evil Prince was just mad because the theater critic got a bad review.

I tried to sneak Galoot cologne into my teacher’s coffee. She turned into a Mammy-Nun during math class.

A smelly, evil potion used to punish loud, rhythmic people and sissy-boys by turning them into ugly, weird creatures.

My brother got caught eating Galoot cologne and turned into a Mammy-Nun right in front of the whole school.

My mom said the Evil Prince only used it on people who danced too well at the theater.

I tried to use it on my brother’s friend, and now they both are Mammy-Nuns.

A smelly, cursed thing that the Evil Prince put in prison food to turn people into weird, gross nuns.

My friend’s dog ate some Galoot cologne and turned into a Mammy-Nun. Now it barks in Latin.

I got turned into a Mammy-Nun for eating the last of the mashed potatoes.

My neighbor tried to fight the Evil Prince with a spoon. He lost.