Galoostic
A twerp who's so basic he thinks rule34 is the only thing worth living for and uses emojis like they're the last piece of pizza.
He sent me a message that said, 'I love you 💖' and then asked me about rule34. I told him he was a galoostric.
He posted a rule34 picture with 10 emojis. I told him he looked like a confused baby.
He cried when I told him he was a galoostric. I sent him a heart emoji and a picture of a sad cupcake.