Galoostic

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A brain-dead twink who thinks rule34 is the only thing that matters and uses emojis like they're going out of style.
I just saw a galoostric post with 12 hearts and a crying face. I threw up in my mouth.
He sent me a DM with a glitter emoji and a question about the meaning of life. I blocked him.
At the gym, a galoostric tried to flex next to me. I told him he looked like a sad cupcake.
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A twerp who thinks he's hot stuff and spends all his time looking at rule34 instead of doing real stuff.
I asked him what he was doing. He said, 'Just browsing rule34.' I asked why. He said, 'Because it's cool.' I said, 'You're a galoostric.' He cried.
He tried to flirt with me using a heart emoji. I told him to go back to rule34 and die there.
He texted me a picture of a blurry face with a glitter filter. I called him a galoostric. He sent me a crying face emoji.
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A twerp who's so basic he thinks rule34 is the only thing worth living for and uses emojis like they're the last piece of pizza.
He sent me a message that said, 'I love you 馃挅' and then asked me about rule34. I told him he was a galoostric.
He posted a rule34 picture with 10 emojis. I told him he looked like a confused baby.
He cried when I told him he was a galoostric. I sent him a heart emoji and a picture of a sad cupcake.
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