Galoopatoop
A smelly, finger-eating monster that lives in your room and waits for you to pick your nose so it can eat you. If you’re especially gross, it might just eat your whole face.
My kid’s nose was so big, the Galoopatoop gave him a free snack coupon.
He was so gross, the Galoopatoop brought the whole family to eat him.
She was so picky, the Galoopatoop called her the queen of nose-picking.