Galoopatoop

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A smelly monster that comes out at night to nibble on kids who dig their nose like it’s a gold mine. It’s not picky, it’ll take a finger, a hand, or even a whole arm if you’re especially gross.
My kid came home with a missing thumb. Turns out he was snacking on the Galoopatoop’s favorite treat.
My sister’s nose was so big, the Galoopatoop had to bring a ladder to eat it.
He had a nose so dirty, the Galoopatoop called it a five-star restaurant.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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This creepy creature lives under your bed and loves nothing more than eating your fingers like they’re French fries. If you pick your nose too much, it might just eat your whole body.
My kid’s finger was missing, and he said he saw a monster under his bed. I said he was just being dramatic.
She came home with a hole in her nose. The Galoopatoop had a taste test.
He was so gross, the Galoopatoop brought a whole family to eat him.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A monster that hates nose-pickers so much it will eat your fingers, hands, and even your whole arm if you’re not careful. It’s the reason why no one wants to be your friend at night.
My kid’s nose was so big, it got a coupon for free snacks from the Galoopatoop.
He was so gross, the Galoopatoop took him for a midnight snack.
She had a nose so dirty, the Galoopatoop called her a five-star picky kid.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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This monster hides in your closet and waits for you to pick your nose so it can eat you. It doesn’t care if you’re old or young, it just wants your fingers and your nose.
He was so gross, the Galoopatoop took him to the mall for a snack.
My kid had a nose so big, the Galoopatoop said it was a new record.
She was so picky, the Galoopatoop called her the best nose-picker in the neighborhood.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A smelly, finger-eating monster that lives in your room and waits for you to pick your nose so it can eat you. If you’re especially gross, it might just eat your whole face.
My kid’s nose was so big, the Galoopatoop gave him a free snack coupon.
He was so gross, the Galoopatoop brought the whole family to eat him.
She was so picky, the Galoopatoop called her the queen of nose-picking.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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This monster comes out at night to nibble on kids who pick their nose like it’s a snack bar. It’s not picky, it’ll take a finger, a hand, or even your whole body.
He had a nose so big, the Galoopatoop said it was the best one he ever saw.
She came home with a hole in her nose. The Galoopatoop gave her a snack coupon.
He was so gross, the Galoopatoop took him to the movies for a midnight snack.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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