Gally-wagger
A person so dumb they think a cloud is a sign from the universe that they’re cool.
He saw a cloud shaped like a dragon and said it’s a message from the dragon king. Total gally-wagger.
She told me clouds are like jellyfish in the sky. I called her a gally-wagger. She said I was a jellyfish-eating gally-wagger.
That kid thinks the sky is a giant pizza. He’s a gally-wagger with a side of cheese.