Gally-wagger

My cousin’s a gally-wagger. He thinks he’s a king just because he wears a hat.

She tried to explain quantum physics to me. I called her a gally-wagger. She cried.

That guy at the bus stop yells at pigeons. He’s a gally-wagger with a side of madness.

My teacher called me a gally-wagger after I wrote ‘hello’ in Latin on my math test.

He thinks he’s a rockstar because he knows how to play air guitar. Total gally-wagger.

My dog barks at the mailman. My neighbor is a gally-wagger who thinks that’s a conspiracy.

My dad is a gally-wagger. He tried to fix the TV and now it’s broken and he’s confused.

She wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement. Total gally-wagger.

That kid drew a cat wearing a hat. I told him he’s a gally-wagger. He drew a cat wearing a hat and a crown.

He said he invented the wheel. I said he’s a gally-wagger. He cried and ran away.

She told me the moon is made of cheese. I called her a gally-wagger. She said I was a cheese-eating gally-wagger.

My friend thinks he’s a wizard. He’s a gally-wagger with a fake wand.

He saw a cloud shaped like a dragon and said it’s a message from the dragon king. Total gally-wagger.

She told me clouds are like jellyfish in the sky. I called her a gally-wagger. She said I was a jellyfish-eating gally-wagger.

That kid thinks the sky is a giant pizza. He’s a gally-wagger with a side of cheese.

He said he’s the next Einstein. I said he’s a gally-wagger. He drew a picture of a sad Einstein.

She told me she’s the queen of the universe. I called her a gally-wagger. She said I was the king of the dumb people.

That kid failed spelling but thinks he’s a genius. He’s a gally-wagger with a side of lies.