Galloping Crump
A super gross, angry, fast-spreading rash that only hits the most arrogant, shiny, total garbage humans. It leaves the good people alone, which makes you wonder why the universe is so cruel.
My cousin got Galloping Crump after he called my mom a 'fart-scented meatball.'
I got Galloping Crump because I bragged about my 'perfect skin' for three years straight.
My teacher got Gallopping Crump after she yelled at the principal for being 'a sad, bald, middle-aged man.'