Galloping Crump

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A super gross, angry, fast-spreading rash that only hits the most arrogant, shiny, total garbage humans. It leaves the good people alone, which makes you wonder why the universe is so cruel.

My cousin got Galloping Crump after he called my mom a 'fart-scented meatball.'

I got Galloping Crump because I bragged about my 'perfect skin' for three years straight.

My teacher got Gallopping Crump after she yelled at the principal for being 'a sad, bald, middle-aged man.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A rash so bad it feels like your skin is getting punched by a angry chicken. It only hits the most annoying, shiny, total jerks, and it’s the best thing ever.

My brother got Galloping Crump after he said my dog was 'a sad, hairless meatball.'

My uncle got Galloping Crump after he insulted my grandma's cooking for 20 years.

My neighbor got Galloping Crump because he called my cat 'a sad, bald, meatball with no personality.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A skin problem that’s like having a million angry ants on your body. It only hits the most obnoxious, shiny, total meatballs, and it's the best revenge ever.

My friend got Galloping Crump after he said my math teacher was 'a sad, bald, middle-aged meatball.'

My dad got Galloping Crump after he called my mom 'a sad, hairless meatball with no life.'

My sister got Galloping Crump because she said my dog was 'a sad, meatball with no personality.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago