Galloping Crump
A rash so bad it feels like your skin is getting punched by a angry chicken. It only hits the most annoying, shiny, total jerks, and it’s the best thing ever.
My brother got Galloping Crump after he said my dog was 'a sad, hairless meatball.'
My uncle got Galloping Crump after he insulted my grandma's cooking for 20 years.
My neighbor got Galloping Crump because he called my cat 'a sad, bald, meatball with no personality.'