Gallon Girl
A lady who gets so wasted from drinking a whole gallon of something that she forgets her own name and starts yelling at the ceiling.
She drank a gallon of rum and yelled, 'I’m the greatest! The best! The most amazing!'
Her friend said, 'You’re a gallon girl.' She said, 'I’m a goddess.'
She drank a gallon of soda and tried to sing a song but only said, 'I’m drunk, I’m drunk, I’m drunk.'