Gallon Girl

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A woman who turns into a wild, drunk mess after drinking enough to fill a whole gallon jug, like she's trying to drown her problems.

She drank a gallon of wine and started dancing on the table like it was a stage.

He texted her: 'You’re a gallon girl now.' She replied: 'I’m a legend.'

At the party, she drank a gallon of beer and screamed, 'I’m the queen of the bar!'

A lady who gets so wasted from drinking a whole gallon of something that she forgets her own name and starts yelling at the ceiling.

She drank a gallon of rum and yelled, 'I’m the greatest! The best! The most amazing!'

Her friend said, 'You’re a gallon girl.' She said, 'I’m a goddess.'

She drank a gallon of soda and tried to sing a song but only said, 'I’m drunk, I’m drunk, I’m drunk.'

A woman who drinks so much she turns into a giant, drunk mess and starts talking nonsense to people who aren’t even there.

She drank a gallon of whiskey and said, 'The moon is watching me.'

She drank a gallon of juice and told her friend, 'You’re my best friend, and I hate you.'

She drank a gallon of milk and started crying because she thought the fridge was her ex.