Galligitus
A disease so rare and so bad, it comes from the bottom of Owens dead trim. You get a crazy cough and you have to tell the most disgusting shit jokes ever.
My neighbor got Galligitus and now he tells shit jokes to my cat. The cat doesn’t even like him anymore.
I got Galligitus and now my mom laughs at me. I think she’s plotting against me.
My teacher got Galligitus and now she tells shit jokes during math. I failed the test.