Galligitus

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A super rare and brutal disease that comes from the gross bottom of Owens dead trim. It makes you cough like a madman and forces you to tell the worst possible shit jokes ever.

I got Galligitus and I’m not even mad. I’m just here to laugh at my own pain.

My boss got Galligitus and now he tells shit jokes during meetings. It’s like a nightmare.

I got Galligitus and now my dog laughs at me. I think he’s mocking me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A disease so rare and so bad, it comes from the bottom of Owens dead trim. You get a crazy cough and you have to tell the most disgusting shit jokes ever.

My neighbor got Galligitus and now he tells shit jokes to my cat. The cat doesn’t even like him anymore.

I got Galligitus and now my mom laughs at me. I think she’s plotting against me.

My teacher got Galligitus and now she tells shit jokes during math. I failed the test.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A disease so rare it’s almost mythical. It comes from Owens dead trim and makes you cough like a lunatic while you tell the worst shit jokes in the whole world.

My dad got Galligitus and now he tells shit jokes to my dog. The dog won’t stop laughing at him.

I got Galligitus and now I have to tell shit jokes to my teacher. I’m getting extra homework.

My friend got Galligitus and now he’s telling shit jokes in the lunchroom. Everyone hates him now.

by Slangipedia 13d ago