Gallifent
A human version of a broken toilet. They love being miserable and making others feel like they’re part of the problem.
My friend is Gallifent. He got mad at me because I used his pencil and didn’t put it back exactly the same way.
My dad is Gallifent. He yelled at the TV for showing a commercial during his favorite show.
My neighbor is Gallifent. She called the police because my dog barked twice.