Gallifent

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The king of butt obsession. They get a kick out of making everyone else feel like crap while they’re stuck in their own head with a toilet paper crisis.
My coworker is Gallifent. He spends 10 minutes arranging his desk just right before yelling at me for knocking over a cup.
My mom is Gallifent. She texts me at 2 a. m. about how my brother’s socks are wrong.
My teacher is Gallifent. She took points from me for talking while I was already in trouble.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human version of a broken toilet. They love being miserable and making others feel like they’re part of the problem.
My friend is Gallifent. He got mad at me because I used his pencil and didn’t put it back exactly the same way.
My dad is Gallifent. He yelled at the TV for showing a commercial during his favorite show.
My neighbor is Gallifent. She called the police because my dog barked twice.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The person who takes joy in being a disaster and dragging everyone else down with them.
My brother is Gallifent. He failed his test and then blamed me for it.
My pet is Gallifent. He knocked over my cereal and then hid under my bed.
My best friend is Gallifent. She cried because her phone was in landscape mode.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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They live for the misery. They get off on being a mess and making others feel like they’re also part of the mess.
My math teacher is Gallifent. She gave me a zero for not showing my work even though I got the answer right.
My mom is Gallifent. She called the pizza place because the crust was too thick.
My uncle is Gallifent. He got mad because the movie started 10 minutes late.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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They’re like a human trash can. They get a thrill out of being a disaster and making others feel like they’re also a disaster.
My sister is Gallifent. She threw a fit because I wore her shirt inside out.
My dog is Gallifent. He ate my homework and then pooped on my shoe.
My boss is Gallifent. She yelled at me for taking 10 seconds too long to answer her question.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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