Gallianos
Gallianos are a loud, messy rock band from Widnes, UK, who started hating Bono so much they became a band. Now they’re all broken up because Calum Kelly got tired of his brother’s obsession with Alex Turner and decided to be a total dick about it.
@GallianosBand why did you break up? Bono’s just a guy with a bad haircut!
Scissorhands stole George Michael’s jacket. No one cares. He’s just a spaz.
Calum Kelly is the worst. He ruined everything.