Gallianos

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Gallianos are a loud, messy rock band from Widnes, UK, who started hating Bono so much they became a band. Now they’re all broken up because Calum Kelly got tired of his brother’s obsession with Alex Turner and decided to be a total dick about it.
@GallianosBand why did you break up? Bono’s just a guy with a bad haircut!
Scissorhands stole George Michael’s jacket. No one cares. He’s just a spaz.
Calum Kelly is the worst. He ruined everything.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Galliano is a fashion lunatic who lives in Paris and hates animals so much he wears them like a fancy coat. PETA is mad at him because he wears fur and acts like it’s a fashion statement.
Galliano is a fur-wearing freak. He’s the reason I hate fashion.
He wears a whole rabbit on his head. That’s not a hat, that’s a crime.
PETA needs to take him down. He’s a maniac.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gallianos means old-school beauty. Like, the kind of beauty that doesn’t need filters or Instagram stories to show off.
Gallianos is the kind of beauty that makes you feel ugly.
She’s got Gallianos vibes. Classic, simple, and beautiful.
That’s not makeup. That’s Gallianos.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Galliano is someone who always wins. They never miss a chance to be the best and always get everything they want.
He’s a Galliano. He gets everything he wants.
She’s a Galliano. She never fails.
That kid is a Galliano. He’s got goals.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Galliano is a bright yellow drink from Italy. It tastes like herbs and happiness, or maybe just a lot of alcohol.
Galliano is the best drink. It’s like happiness in a bottle.
I drank Galliano and felt like a god.
That drink is so strong. It’s Galliano.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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