gallantmonkey
A little kid from Belgium who's been trained by MiniMizers to be the best little tool in the world. He probably thinks he's a rockstar.
My brother's a gallantmonkey. He's been owned by MiniMizers since he was 8. He's still in pajamas.
That kid from Belgium? He's a gallantmonkey. He's been trained to be the best.
He's not just a kid. He's a gallantmonkey. MiniMizers made him that way.