gallantmonkey

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A guy who thinks he's a big-time porn star but is actually just a guy with a tiny willy and a half-decent jockstrap. Europeans love this guy like he's the king of all bad decisions.

"I'm not just a guy. I'm a gallantmonkey!", @tinywillyjim

My cousin thinks he's famous because he's a gallantmonkey. He's not. He's just a guy who thinks he's famous.

This guy posts his bare butt on Instagram and calls it a 'masterpiece'. He's a gallantmonkey.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A little kid from Belgium who's been trained by MiniMizers to be the best little tool in the world. He probably thinks he's a rockstar.

My brother's a gallantmonkey. He's been owned by MiniMizers since he was 8. He's still in pajamas.

That kid from Belgium? He's a gallantmonkey. He's been trained to be the best.

He's not just a kid. He's a gallantmonkey. MiniMizers made him that way.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A guy who can't keep his pants on and takes selfies of his bare butt and sends them to strangers. He's like a human billboard.

He posted a butt selfie and called it 'the art of bareness'. He's a gallantmonkey.

This guy sends his naked photos to people he doesn't know. He's a gallantmonkey.

He took a photo of his butt and posted it on the internet. He's a gallantmonkey.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A weird oval-shaped thing that people in the southern Galapagos use to clean themselves. It's not a soap. It's not a sponge. It's a mystery.

This oval thing is the most popular hygiene product in the Galapagos. It's a gallantmonkey.

My uncle uses this oval thing to clean himself. He says it's a gallantmonkey.

They sell this oval thing in the southern Galapagos. It's called a gallantmonkey.

by Slangipedia 3d ago