Galkorus
The worst druid in World of Warcraft. He’s so bad he makes trees die of embarrassment. He’s famous for getting his turkey stuffed every time he logs on. People call him Galkorus, which is just a fancy way of saying 'donkey.'
Galkorus tried to summon a bear. It came. It sniffed him. It left. He cried.
I got my turkey stuffed by Galkorus. It was a Monday. I felt it.
Galkorus tried to heal me. I got worse. I got a D on my math test. My mom cried again.