Galkorus

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The best druid in World of Warcraft who lives on Lightning's Blade US server. He’s so good he could make a tree blush and a bear cry. People think he’s a god who sneaks into your dreams and finishes your homework.

Galkorus just one-shot a bear in a raid. I cried. I was a bear.

I saw Galkorus log on. The server paused. Then it exploded.

Galkorus healed me with a single spell. I got a 100 on my math test. My mom cried.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The worst druid in World of Warcraft. He’s so bad he makes trees die of embarrassment. He’s famous for getting his turkey stuffed every time he logs on. People call him Galkorus, which is just a fancy way of saying 'donkey.'

Galkorus tried to summon a bear. It came. It sniffed him. It left. He cried.

I got my turkey stuffed by Galkorus. It was a Monday. I felt it.

Galkorus tried to heal me. I got worse. I got a D on my math test. My mom cried again.

by Slangipedia 13d ago