galibi
A man's excuse that's so weak it sounds like it came out of a broken toaster, and it's always about his wife or girlfriend.
'I can't go to the game, I have to be with my girlfriend.' She was at the movies.
'Galibi! I can't come to the dinner, I'm with my wife.' He was with his mom.
'I can't work, I'm with my wife.' She was at the gym.