galibi

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A man's stupid lie to get out of something because he's too busy chasing his wife or girlfriend like they're the last pizza slice.

'I can't go to the party, I have to be with my wife.' She was at the mall.

'Galibi! I'm not going to work, I'm with my girlfriend.' He was with his mom.

'I can't come to the game, I'm with my wife.' She was sleeping.

When a man says he has to be with his wife or girlfriend, but it's just a fancy way of saying he doesn't want to do the thing he was asked to do.

'I can't go to the bar, I'm with my girlfriend.' He was at home eating chips.

'Galibi! I have to be with my wife.' He was with his brother.

'I can't come to the party, I'm with my wife.' She was at work.

A man's excuse that's so weak it sounds like it came out of a broken toaster, and it's always about his wife or girlfriend.

'I can't go to the game, I have to be with my girlfriend.' She was at the movies.

'Galibi! I can't come to the dinner, I'm with my wife.' He was with his mom.

'I can't work, I'm with my wife.' She was at the gym.

A man says he has to be with his wife or girlfriend like it's the only thing that matters, even though he was just with them 10 minutes ago.

'I can't come to the bar, I'm with my girlfriend.' She was at the store.

'Galibi! I can't go to the party, I'm with my wife.' She was at the gym.

'I can't work, I'm with my wife.' He was with his brother.

When a man says he has to be with his wife or girlfriend, but it's just a fancy way of saying he doesn't want to do the thing he was asked to do.

'I can't come to the bar, I'm with my girlfriend.' She was at the mall.

'Galibi! I can't go to the game, I'm with my wife.' She was at work.

'I can't work, I'm with my wife.' He was with his mom.

A man's excuse that's so weak it sounds like it came out of a broken toaster, and it's always about his wife or girlfriend.

'I can't come to the dinner, I'm with my wife.' She was at the store.

'Galibi! I can't go to the party, I'm with my girlfriend.' She was at the gym.

'I can't work, I'm with my wife.' He was with his brother.