galfend - a guy's dirty way to call his girlfriend when he's too lazy

a guy's dirty way to call his girlfriend when he's too lazy to say it properly

'I'm gonna text my galfend later', said by a guy who just got dumped

'I don't need a galfend, I've got snacks', said by a guy who's eating pizza at 2 a. m.

'My galfend is mad because I forgot her birthday', said by a guy who forgot his own name