galfend

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a guy's dirty way to call his girlfriend when he's too lazy to say it properly

'I'm gonna text my galfend later', said by a guy who just got dumped

'I don't need a galfend, I've got snacks', said by a guy who's eating pizza at 2 a. m.

'My galfend is mad because I forgot her birthday', said by a guy who forgot his own name

a guy's way of pretending he has a girlfriend when he really doesn't

'I got a galfend, I'm not single anymore', said by a guy who's still single

'My galfend just broke up with me', said by a guy who made it up

'I asked my galfend to go to the store', said by a guy who just wanted candy

a guy's favorite word when he wants to sound cool but is just being loud

'My galfend is coming over', said by a guy who's just being loud

'I got a new galfend', said by a guy who just got a new phone

'My galfend is the best', said by a guy who doesn't know what best means

a guy's way of saying 'girlfriend' when he's too proud to say it normally

'I got a galfend, I'm not sad anymore', said by a guy who's still sad

'My galfend is my best friend', said by a guy who just wants snacks

'I told my galfend I love her', said by a guy who doesn't know what love is

a guy's slang for girlfriend when he's too lazy to say the whole word

'I'm with my galfend', said by a guy who's just being lazy

'My galfend is my life', said by a guy who just wants pizza

'I'm gonna take my galfend to the park', said by a guy who just wants to sit down