Galen's penis
It's a tiny tube full of 7 and a half stds. People think it's a navel because it smells like old socks and regret. Stay away or your whole life will be ruined.
My cousin got stds from touching it. Now he's covered in blisters and regret.
My dog tried to sniff it and now he's coughing up hairballs and shame.
My teacher saw it and got fired. The principal got a rash.