Galen's penis

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It's a tiny tube full of 7 and a half stds. People think it's a navel because it smells like old socks and regret. Stay away or your whole life will be ruined.
My cousin got stds from touching it. Now he's covered in blisters and regret.
My dog tried to sniff it and now he's coughing up hairballs and shame.
My teacher saw it and got fired. The principal got a rash.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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It looks like a belly button but it's actually a tiny tube full of 7 and a half stds. Touch it and you'll wish you were dead.
My brother got stds from it. Now he's crying in the shower with a face like a sad potato.
My mom tried to hug it and now she has a yeast infection and a broken heart.
My pet rat bit it and now it's covered in mold and sadness.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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It's a tiny cylinder full of 7 and a half stds that smells like regret and old pizza. Stay away or you'll get the worst kind of infection.
My sister kissed it and now she has a rash and a bad attitude.
My dad touched it and now he's coughing up stds and shame.
My cat tried to lick it and now it's dead and covered in blisters.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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