Galen's penis
It looks like a belly button but it's actually a tiny tube full of 7 and a half stds. Touch it and you'll wish you were dead.
My brother got stds from it. Now he's crying in the shower with a face like a sad potato.
My mom tried to hug it and now she has a yeast infection and a broken heart.
My pet rat bit it and now it's covered in mold and sadness.