Gale False Wind
When politicians promise you stuff like pizza and candy, but they’re really just trying to eat your lunch and take your vote.
'I’ll give you pizza every day if you vote for me!', said the man who took your lunch and gave you a quarter.
'She said she’d bring you pizza every day, and then took your allowance and bought a pizza for herself.'
'He said he’d give you all the candy in the world, and then took your lunch and ate it in front of you.'