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A sneaky trick where politicians promise you junk food and candy just to get your vote, even though they’ll probably eat your lunch and take your allowance.

'I’ll give you pizza every day if you vote for me!', said the guy who eats your lunch and takes your allowance.

'She promised free ice cream for everyone, but she’s just trying to get your vote so she can eat your lunch.'

'He said he’d give us all candy if we voted for him, and he didn’t even know what candy was.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When politicians lie to your face and then take your lunch money just to make themselves look good.

'I’ll give you a million dollars if you vote for me!', said the man who took your lunch money and gave you a quarter.

'She said she’d bring you pizza every day, and then took your allowance and bought a pizza for herself.'

'He promised free ice cream for everyone, and then took your lunch and ate it in front of you.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When politicians act like they care about you, but they’re really just trying to get your vote so they can eat your lunch.

'I love you like a brother, if you vote for me, I’ll give you pizza!', said the man who took your lunch and gave you a quarter.

'She said she’d bring you pizza every day, and then took your allowance and bought a pizza for herself.'

'He said he’d give you all the candy in the world, and then took your lunch and ate it in front of you.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A dirty trick where politicians say they’ll give you everything, but they’re really just trying to steal your lunch and your vote.

'I’ll give you pizza, ice cream, and a million dollars if you vote for me!', said the man who took your lunch and gave you a quarter.

'She said she’d bring you pizza every day, and then took your allowance and bought a pizza for herself.'

'He said he’d give you all the candy in the world, and then took your lunch and ate it in front of you.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When politicians promise you stuff like pizza and candy, but they’re really just trying to eat your lunch and take your vote.

'I’ll give you pizza every day if you vote for me!', said the man who took your lunch and gave you a quarter.

'She said she’d bring you pizza every day, and then took your allowance and bought a pizza for herself.'

'He said he’d give you all the candy in the world, and then took your lunch and ate it in front of you.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago