Gale False Wind
When politicians act like they care about you, but they’re really just trying to get your vote so they can eat your lunch.
'I love you like a brother, if you vote for me, I’ll give you pizza!', said the man who took your lunch and gave you a quarter.
'She said she’d bring you pizza every day, and then took your allowance and bought a pizza for herself.'
'He said he’d give you all the candy in the world, and then took your lunch and ate it in front of you.'