galaxy liaison - Getting your butt pummeled with a chocolate bar, your pet go

Getting your butt pummeled with a chocolate bar, your pet gobbles it, throws it up, and your love gets it in the face like it’s a slap.

My dog ate the chocolate I got my crush, then puked it on him. That’s galaxy liaison.

I got hit with a chocolate bar, my dog ate it, then puked it on my dad. What a mess.

My butt got smacked with a chocolate bar, my hamster ate it, then my mom got it in the face. Classic chaos.