galaxy liaison

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Getting your butt pounded with a fancy chocolate bar, then watching your pet eat it, throw it up, and your love gets it in the face.

My dog ate the chocolate bar I got for my girlfriend, then puked it on her. Classic galaxy liaison.

I got hit with a chocolate bar, my cat ate it, then threw it up on my mom. What a mess.

My butt got smashed with a chocolate bar, my parrot ate it, then pooped it on my crush. Total disaster.

Getting your behind beaten with a chocolate bar, then your pet chows it down, pukes it up, and your love gets it in the face like it’s a crime.

My dog ate the chocolate bar I got my sister, then puked it on her. What a galaxy liaison moment.

I got hit with a chocolate bar, my dog ate it, puked it on my crush. Total humiliation.

My butt got whacked with chocolate, my fish ate it, then my mom got it in the face. Classic.

Getting your butt pummeled with a chocolate bar, your pet gobbles it, throws it up, and your love gets it in the face like it’s a slap.

My dog ate the chocolate I got my crush, then puked it on him. That’s galaxy liaison.

I got hit with a chocolate bar, my dog ate it, then puked it on my dad. What a mess.

My butt got smacked with a chocolate bar, my hamster ate it, then my mom got it in the face. Classic chaos.