Galaxial Express - The only way to send stuff across the stars, but it’s like t

The only way to send stuff across the stars, but it’s like throwing a dart blindfolded and hoping it hits the right planet.

I sent my cat to Venus and it came back with a sunburn.

My homework was delivered 100 years late and it was scribbled on a toilet paper roll.

I sent my best friend to Mars and he never came back.