galaxative
G-Town is a tiny town that thinks it's the center of the universe, surrounded by two counties that have never heard of a decent meal.
I live in G-Town and I swear it's just me and my neighbor arguing about bluegrass.
Galax thinks it's the bluegrass capital, but it's just a bunch of old men playing fiddles.
The fiddlers convention is just a bunch of people playing bad music in a park.