galaxative

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The laxative that could make a whole planet poop its pants.

I took one sip of galaxative and my whole family was in the toilet for days.

My dog ate the last of the galaxative and now he’s running around like a madman.

I brought galaxative to the office and my boss is still in the bathroom crying.

G-Town is a tiny town that thinks it's the center of the universe, surrounded by two counties that have never heard of a decent meal.

I live in G-Town and I swear it's just me and my neighbor arguing about bluegrass.

Galax thinks it's the bluegrass capital, but it's just a bunch of old men playing fiddles.

The fiddlers convention is just a bunch of people playing bad music in a park.

Galax is the dump of Southwest VA where all the people are loud, dumb, and think they’re important.

I grew up in Galax and I just wanted to get out and never look back.

Galax is like a bad dream that won’t stop talking to you.

The school system is so bad, even the teachers are confused.

Galaxative is like chillax but with more glitter and a chance to be called a faggot.

I was at the park and it felt like galaxative, so I just sat there and looked cool.

My friend said the park was galaxative, and now I’m stuck in a gay moment.

I tried to be galaxative but all I did was laugh at my own bad jokes.

Galaxative is when something is so awesome, it’s like the universe exploded just to make it happen.

That concert was so galaxative, I felt like I was in the middle of a supernova.

My new shoes are so galaxative, they make my old ones look like trash.

That pizza was so galaxative, it made me feel like I could fly.

Galaxative is the police department, but also a god, a judge, and the reason you’re in jail.

The galaxative came to my house and I got a ticket for talking too loud.

Galaxative is like the universe’s version of a cop, but with more drama.

I got arrested because galaxative said I was being a bad person.

Galaxative is a giant, floating mess of bad decisions and bad hair that came to life.

I saw galaxative in the park and it scared me so bad I ran home.

Galaxative is like the monster from your worst nightmare.

I tried to touch galaxative and now my hands are covered in cum and hair.