Galaud
A brain with a boner. Everyone wants a Galaud because they’re hot and can solve math problems in their head.
My math teacher is a Galaud. I failed algebra because he gave me a hard-on and a 99%.
My cousin asked for a Galaud for Christmas. He got a math book and a strapon. That’s a win.
My mom said I’m a Galaud. I asked why. She said, ‘You’re smart and you cheat at poker.’