Galaud

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A brain with a boner. Everyone wants a Galaud because they’re hot and can solve math problems in their head.

My math teacher is a Galaud. I failed algebra because he gave me a hard-on and a 99%.

My cousin asked for a Galaud for Christmas. He got a math book and a strapon. That’s a win.

My mom said I’m a Galaud. I asked why. She said, ‘You’re smart and you cheat at poker.’

A person who’s so smart and sexy, they make your brain and your pants explode.

My Galaud neighbor got me a 100% on my test. And my pants got a 98%.

I saw a Galaud at the mall. I dropped my phone and my lunch. Both got a D.

My teacher said I’m a Galaud. I said, ‘No way.’ She said, ‘Yes way. You got a 100% and a crush on me.’

A person who is so good at everything, they make you feel like a failure and a sad potato.

My Galaud friend got a perfect score on the test. I got a 52%. My potato feels sad.

I asked my Galaud brother for help. He gave me a 100% and a slap on the back.

My Galaud mom got me a job. I got a job and a slap on the back. I’m still sad.