Galapagos Martini
A Galapagos Martini is when a guy looks like he’s about to die from a drink, then steals your stuff and leaves you naked on the floor.
My dad drank one and ended up on the sidewalk wearing only a sock and a hat.
My neighbor took one and then tried to talk to the mailman like he was his long-lost brother.
He drank it and then started arguing with the waiter over the color of the sky.