Galapagos Martini

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A Galapagos Martini is when a hot guy gives an old guy a drink that’s basically a mix of pills and alcohol, then roasts him until he’s too drunk to fight back and walks off with all his stuff.
My uncle drank one and woke up in a ditch with my cousin’s car keys.
The guy at the bar gave my dad a Galapagos Martini and took his wallet and his dignity.
I saw a guy drink one and then start crying about his ex while wearing only socks.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Galapagos Martini is like a smoothie made of pills, and it’s served to old guys who then get stripped down and left in the street.
My grandpa drank one and ended up wearing my sister’s bra as a hat.
The old man at the club drank one and started dancing with a waitress and forgot his name.
He took one and then tried to sing opera in the middle of the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Galapagos Martini is when a guy looks like he’s about to die from a drink, then steals your stuff and leaves you naked on the floor.
My dad drank one and ended up on the sidewalk wearing only a sock and a hat.
My neighbor took one and then tried to talk to the mailman like he was his long-lost brother.
He drank it and then started arguing with the waiter over the color of the sky.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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