Galapagos Martini
A Galapagos Martini is when a hot guy gives an old guy a drink that’s basically a mix of pills and alcohol, then roasts him until he’s too drunk to fight back and walks off with all his stuff.
My uncle drank one and woke up in a ditch with my cousin’s car keys.
The guy at the bar gave my dad a Galapagos Martini and took his wallet and his dignity.
I saw a guy drink one and then start crying about his ex while wearing only socks.