Galactic Tools
A person who’s more interested in gay porn than their own life and probably thinks they’re a rockstar
He told his coworkers he was going to ‘rock the night away’ with a gay porn subscription. That’s a Galactic Tool’s version of a concert.
She tried to start a band called ‘Gay Porn Legends’ and got 12 people to join. Then they all quit.
He texted his ex ‘You were my first love, but gay porn was my second.’ That’s a Galactic Tool’s love life.