Galactic Tools
A human who thinks they're a genius but is actually just high on gay porn and bad vibes
He showed up to work with a fake beard and a 2000s boy band playlist. That's a Galactic Tool's morning routine.
She tried to start a business selling glitter and gay porn. It failed. Hard.
He told his boss he was 'rebranding' and left the office in a cape. That’s a Galactic Tool’s exit strategy.