galactic politics
A way for guys to act like they're part of some big space adventure, when all they're really doing is trying to get a date.
He said he's on a mission. I said, 'That's just galactic politics. You're trying to get her to go out with you.'
She said he's from another galaxy. I said, 'No, he's just bad at dating.'
He's not saving the universe. He's just trying to impress a girl.