galactic politics

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A fancy way for guys to talk about all the ladies they try to hook up with, especially when they're trying to flirt, date, or get laid. It came from Star Wars fans who think they're cool.
Hey, did you hear about the new galactic politics? It's just a guy's way of saying 'I'm trying to get this girl to like me.'
Man, I'm tired of all this galactic politics. I just want to kiss her and be done with it.
Galactic politics? Please. That's just my bro trying to sound fancy because he got rejected again.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A stupid excuse for guys to say they're doing something important when all they're really doing is trying to charm some girl.
I'm not just hanging out with her, I'm doing galactic politics. It's a big deal.
He said he's got a job interview, but I know he's just trying to impress his crush.
She's not just my friend. She's my galactic politics partner. That's what I told my mom.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When guys think they're being clever by using a fancy word for dating and flirting, but it's just a way to make themselves sound like they're in a movie.
I told her I was going to a galactic politics summit. She said, 'That's just a fancy way of saying you're going to flirt with me.'
He's not in a war. He's just doing galactic politics. Which is basically just asking if she wants to go to the mall.
That's not a new planet. That's just my friend trying to impress a girl.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A way for guys to act like they're part of some big space adventure, when all they're really doing is trying to get a date.
He said he's on a mission. I said, 'That's just galactic politics. You're trying to get her to go out with you.'
She said he's from another galaxy. I said, 'No, he's just bad at dating.'
He's not saving the universe. He's just trying to impress a girl.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A dumb term for guys to use when they're trying to be fancy about liking girls, especially when they're being awkward about it.
He said he was doing galactic politics. I said, 'That's just you trying to get her to like you.'
She asked if he had a girlfriend. He said, 'No, I'm busy with galactic politics.'
He texted me, 'I have a galactic politics meeting. Can't talk.' I said, 'That's just a fancy way of saying you're too shy to ask me out.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When guys use a silly space-related word to describe their terrible dating skills, like they're trying to be a hero in a movie.
He said he's a galactic politician. I said, 'That's just a guy who can't ask a girl to the movies.'
She asked him what he does. He said, 'I do galactic politics.' I said, 'That's just a fancy way of saying you're trying to flirt with her.'
He told me he's got a galactic politics summit. I said, 'That's just you trying to avoid talking to me.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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